A curious fool, a loquacious storyteller, a lover of many things and a maker of nail polish.

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mylittleredgirl:

saltedcerysmocha:

Okay so I’ve never read Hamlet all the way through but what if everything in the play was the same but anytime someone addresses Ophelia they address her like “What’s the dealia Ophelia??” 

#PLEASE replace ‘how now ophelia’ with ‘what’s the delia ophelia’ in every adaptation henceforth and forevermore ( @lieutenant-sapphic )


theroyalhistory:

Identical twins Viscountess Furness (born Thelma Morgan; mistress of the Prince of Wales, later King Edward VIII, the Duke of Windsor) and Gloria Morgan Vanderbilt (born Gloria Morgan; mother of Gloria Vanderbilt), 1932


medicinemp4:

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I love this opening?


erikarunsforherlife:

scarlet–raven:

trainsforbrains:

no-nami:

jessafer94:

out of boredom i decided to scan a stuffed shark. here are the results.

your work is appreciated

op i spent entirely too long on this and im sorry

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It’s 1:30 am and I’m cackling like a deranged witch

It got better!!!!


hollyblueagate:

hollyblueagate:

fosters home for imaginary friends was an awful dystopia and no one talks about it at all

just a few things established in the fosters universe

  • imaginary friends are sentient people and everyone can see them
  • 8 years old is considered too old to have an imaginary friend
  • a large amount of imaginary friends get thrown out on the street legally. At several points they talk about how they had nowhere to go and just wandered around. In Good Wilt Hunting you see a neighborhood full of imaginary friends that live on the street
  • this is such an issue there’s shelter(s). there’s absolutely political debates about this.
  • imaginary friends have rights, but not the same rights as humans (they can hold jobs and need passports and such but they can be confiscated/held as property and apparently killed without any legal issues) 
  • babies imagine abstract, swarming friends, kids imagine normal friends, anyone older tends towards violent monsters that have to be locked up to keep them from attacking people
  • at one point, someone imagines a friend and eats it because they’re hungry

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  • this is all just treated as facts of life

spacefloozy:

theavengers:

Chris Hemsworth and Taika Waititi on the set of “Thor: Ragnarok”

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tilthat:

TIL: That a fan once sent Tolkien a goblet with the words from the One Ring inscribed on it in the Black Speech of Mordor. The powerful spell in an accursed tongue led the author to never drink from it. Instead, he used it as an ashtray.

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babyanimalgifs:

Day made (@tamanegi.qoo.riku)


eddiesbrocks:

#nailed it


doktorgirlfriend:

doktorgirlfriend:

Venom’s talk about being considered a loser on his planet, his quick fondness for Eddie, his pleasant surprise when Eddie first called them “we,” and his sudden switching of sides all lead me to conclude that like in the comics, movie!Venom is a big romantic sap that wanted a fairytale symbiosis with a perfect host and all the other reind- Klyntar can’t even deal with his nonsense.

No wonder Riot was so keen on finding him and getting him back on Plan Let’s Get Ready to Invade These Assholes. It’d been six months since he’d seen Venom, and he just knows that without supervision that fucking jackass has gone and fallen in love with the first son of a bitch that didn’t die on him and talked to him halfway decently and now he’s not gonna want to conquer the planet.

And sure enough, he’s not even surprised when Venom turns up all traitorous and married. He gives him one, fleeting chance to get in the fucking rocket, you lunatic, and then he’s just gonna fucking eat him. He’s tired of this, Venom. Absolutely done with this shit.

Riot: GODDAMMIT, VENOM, YOU ALWAYS DO THIS. LOOK AT HIM. YOUR TASTE IS GETTING WORSE.

Venom: HE GAVE ME TATER TOTS AND CALLED US “WE” AND “BUDDY.” WE KISSED IN THE FOREST UNDER THE MOONLIGHT. WE WILL HAVE SEVEN CHILDREN.

Riot: VENOM, DROP THAT THING RIGHT NOW, I WON’T TELL YOU AGAIN.  HE SMELLS LIKE SWEAT AND FAILURE.

Venom: HE HAS A MOTORCYCLE.


just-shower-thoughts:

If you really want someone’s true opinion on how you look, never ask a family member or a friend, ask a small child.


tilthat:

TIL The Creators of Disney Pixar’s “UP” had the voice of Russell (Jordan Nagai) do various physical exercises such as sprinting around the studio room as fast as he could and then stopping immediately in front of the mic to recite his line, producing a more genuine effect of child-like energy.

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portaljumper339:

mizzmello:

@ the ppl who claim Light had a long and tumultuous downfall to insanity caused by the “power of the notebook”…. he’s literally calling himself God and screaming at a TV halfway into the second episode? I mean, relatable, but hardly a journey…

Dude saw the slippery slope and decided to grab a sled